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Kittens.

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NEW Feature: The Adventures of Sergey.

Let me preface this by saying that my dad loves to stage photos. He thinks he's funny, most of the time it's just cheesy, but he means well, bless his heart. Let me also tell you that my dad has been friends with Sergey, the star of this feature, for the majority of his life. Sergey is genius, hilarious, life of every party, a womanizer, drinker, smoker, in other words, Russian. Sergey has been able to come visit a couple of times now and what you're about to witness is part one of many parts of this new photo feature. These are hilarious, in my opinion. The man certainly knows how to pull a face (the very Russian-looking woman in some of the photos is his loyal and very patient wife, Irina). I hope you enjoy, I sure as hell did. I feel like I discovered a gold mine when my dad was showing us some of these last night... anyway, without any further adieu:

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Smoke & Mirrors

What can I say, we make a good team... these are some of the things that came out of the dinner I had with my good friend Andrew at Cassaundra Noëlla Leconte's favorite place to eat, Charlie Chow's:

• Andrew: "You're a rebel, I'm not. That's why I don't look good in leather jackets."

• A t-shirt that reads: "This cunt runs on champagne."

• A domain name: EddieVedderSaidItBetter.com

• And a cartoon of Osama bin Laden pointing at Towlie saying: "No, YOU'RE a towel."

Target 2-day sale ads, hilarious.

63 signs...

I know i'm about a month late with this post, but the list is pretty hilarious, and the joke's really on the readers of Details Magazine, such as myself. Enjoy. (click on the image to enlarge)