...I may be at a loss for words for once in my life. What kind of tail do these MTV "The Grind" rejects pull? I mean they MUST attract some girls otherwise there is no logical explanation for this eye rape they subjected me too. Of course the girls are probably something that was pulled out of a porter-potty drain from the Rock of Love bus and navigating amidst all the herpes sores can be a challenge but one should never look a gift horse in the mouth right? Perhaps it is the knowledge that when you're sneaking out of her motel room at 5am in your tattered designer jeans carrying your tailored "cowboy" leather shirt casually over your shoulder as a trail of orange tan lingers on the pillow you know that you are the epitome of style and everything your dad wanted his boy to be.
Excuse me...need bucket...
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